Traffic of pune

I live at the place called sinhgad road since I have been in pune the road have been always under construction and so thanks the road for all the dust and pollution we have been inhaling so long.

The people here have to encounter the traffic jams and not to mention that these traffic jam have become the material part of ppls life, and if any day when there is no jam here (oofcourse which does not happen) the people does not feelto drive over… 

Well what to mention abt the particular road the whole pune traffic is a chaos..

These are general rules for all the vehicles

(This is a very imp rule...anyone found violating this rule may be heavily fined..!) – I am never wrong..even if I change my lane, cross another's lane...I am not wrong...rather I am proving my driving skills...

If someone honks and I give way...I am not fit to drive in Pune.

I need not give an indication that I'm turning, in advance. It is only sufficient that I turn the wheels of my vehicle in the direction I wish to turn. Vehicles that maybe inconvenienced are none of my concern.

I am driving on a race track, so even if I hit someone who cares...

If I'm stuck in a traffic jam...even 1cm of distance I cover will help me reach my destination in time...

If someone is hit, falls down, is hurt...I am not supposed to stop and help. I am supposed to watch and have a hearty laugh at how people are arguing...

At a crossing, it is your right to go first...always...

If a vehicles is struggling to take a u-turn on a busy road, and he's half wat through, you are not supposed to give him way. He is destined to wait, even if that means causing a traffic jam for the other traffic...

Try your best to break signals, signals are made to be broken...

If a female overtakes you, your ego is hurt. Overtake her, cut her lane in the next three seconds, else your not fit to be a man...

If you have to turn right...you should not be in the right lane...

These are rules buses/trucks follow

I need to keep changing my lane from extreme right to extreme left...

If another vehicle wheeler is trying to overtake me from the right, block him in such a way that he's just saved from getting cramped...

These are rules two wheelers follow

Drive as if the road is curved...take sharp turns at every turn...(coz the youth is very imaginative na..)

Keep to your left is an old rule...the new one is keep ur vehicle in the middle lane...

In case of a traffic jam, use footpaths as roads...every inch forward helps you in reaching your destination...in time...

These are rules cars follow

Who said only two wheelers can zig-zag and keep changing lanes...I can do that too...

These are rules rickshaws follow

I can stop anywhere in between..(afterall I need passengers na...)

These are rules cyclists follow

I will not drive on the left...that hurts my image...

These are rules pedestrians follow..to ease vehicular (com)motion

Don't use footpaths...they have been made by mistake..

Don't cross when the signal is red...the best time is when its green...and vehicles are approaching at their top speed...(its adventurous na...)